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HELLO FEARLESSIANS I AM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FIBLEZ, I AM HERE TODAY FOR ONE REASON. CAPSLOCK. SOME OF YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. HERE TO CLARIFY FOR YOU ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO CAPS.


CAPSLOCK IS AN ANAGRAM OF COCKSLAP
FORCING EMPHASIS UPON EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. USING THE "CAPS LOCK" KEY MAKES YOU BECOME AN IMPORTANT, NOTICED AND RESPECTED INTERNET USER. EVERYTHING YOU SAY, REGARDLESS OF GRAMMAR OR TOPIC, WILL BE TERRIBLY INTERESTING AND INSIGHTFUL, MEMBERS OF ALL GENDERS WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, AND YOU'LL BE GOOD IN BED. IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE BILLY MAYS.
WHEN USING THE ALL CAPS METHOD, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.

HERE'S SOME TRIVIA
ALL CAPS > NOT ALL CAPS

CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND

TYPING IN ALL CAPS MIGHT GIVE YOU AN ERECTION

ALL CAPS MEANS THIS IS SERIOUS F***ING BUSINESS

HITLERS' SPEECHES WERE ALWAYS FULLY CAPITALIZED

GLUING YOUR SHIFT KEY FOR ETERNAL CAPS IS FINE TOO

TYPING IN ALL CAPS IMMEDIATELY MAKES YOU INVULNERABLE TO PAIN

ALL THOSE WHO DISLIKE ALL CAPS SUFFER FROM VIOLENT ANAL LEAKAGE

CAPS LOCK IS USED BY HE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH

98% OF ALL CAPS USERS ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND ACCURATE DURING THE TIME THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ACTIVATED, THE REMAINING 2% GENERALLY FORGET TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST WORD.

AND WITH THIS MY FELLOW HUMANS. YOUR LESSON IN CAPS IS CONCLUDED. HAVE FUN AND CAPS RESPONSIBLY.
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Go fourth mighty Euro Truck Simulator warrior, run them down. Unleash your wrath upon the pedestrians. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.
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RIGHT THEN I MUST JOIN THE REVOLUTION TOO!

RISE UP COMRADES [insert pointless puncturing for effect]
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INs7TrucTioNS UnCL34r, K3YB0ArD MALFUncTIoniNG. REQuire 1MM3DiaTE ASSIStANce@@@@
Fleet kept running.
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(01-23-2014, 09:49 PM)Barkles Wrote: [insert pointless puncturing for effect]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? CERTAINLY IT IS NOT CAPS. I GET THE FEELING YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY COMRADE.

(01-23-2014, 10:26 PM)WuffalOverlord Wrote: INs7TrucTioNS UnCL34r, K3YB0ArD MALFUncTIoniNG. REQuire 1MM3DiaTE ASSIStANce@@@@

AND YOU, STRAIGHTEN UP SOLDIER. THERE IS A BATTLE TO BE WON. WE CANNOT WIN THIS BATTLE UNLESS YOU ARE CAPSING. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? NOW PRESS THAT DAMN CAPSLOCK KEY AND CONVINCE ME THAT YOU ARE INFACT, NOT THE ENEMY.
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Go fourth mighty Euro Truck Simulator warrior, run them down. Unleash your wrath upon the pedestrians. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.
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Please no...
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reported
#7
no gtfo


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