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eMBRACE aLLCAPS - York - 01-23-2014
HELLO FEARLESSIANS I AM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FIBLEZ, I AM HERE TODAY FOR ONE REASON. CAPSLOCK. SOME OF YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. HERE TO CLARIFY FOR YOU ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO CAPS.
CAPSLOCK IS AN ANAGRAM OF COCKSLAP
FORCING EMPHASIS UPON EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. USING THE "CAPS LOCK" KEY MAKES YOU BECOME AN IMPORTANT, NOTICED AND RESPECTED INTERNET USER. EVERYTHING YOU SAY, REGARDLESS OF GRAMMAR OR TOPIC, WILL BE TERRIBLY INTERESTING AND INSIGHTFUL, MEMBERS OF ALL GENDERS WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, AND YOU'LL BE GOOD IN BED. IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE BILLY MAYS.
WHEN USING THE ALL CAPS METHOD, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.
HERE'S SOME TRIVIA
ALL CAPS > NOT ALL CAPS
CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND
TYPING IN ALL CAPS MIGHT GIVE YOU AN ERECTION
ALL CAPS MEANS THIS IS SERIOUS F***ING BUSINESS
HITLERS' SPEECHES WERE ALWAYS FULLY CAPITALIZED
GLUING YOUR SHIFT KEY FOR ETERNAL CAPS IS FINE TOO
TYPING IN ALL CAPS IMMEDIATELY MAKES YOU INVULNERABLE TO PAIN
ALL THOSE WHO DISLIKE ALL CAPS SUFFER FROM VIOLENT ANAL LEAKAGE
CAPS LOCK IS USED BY HE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH
98% OF ALL CAPS USERS ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND ACCURATE DURING THE TIME THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ACTIVATED, THE REMAINING 2% GENERALLY FORGET TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST WORD.
AND WITH THIS MY FELLOW HUMANS. YOUR LESSON IN CAPS IS CONCLUDED. HAVE FUN AND CAPS RESPONSIBLY.
RE: eMBRACE aLLCAPS - Barkles - 01-23-2014
RIGHT THEN I MUST JOIN THE REVOLUTION TOO!
RISE UP COMRADES [insert pointless puncturing for effect]
RE: eMBRACE aLLCAPS - Wuffles - 01-23-2014
INs7TrucTioNS UnCL34r, K3YB0ArD MALFUncTIoniNG. REQuire 1MM3DiaTE ASSIStANce@@@@
RE: eMBRACE aLLCAPS - York - 01-24-2014
(01-23-2014, 09:49 PM)Barkles Wrote: [insert pointless puncturing for effect]
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? CERTAINLY IT IS NOT CAPS. I GET THE FEELING YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY COMRADE.
(01-23-2014, 10:26 PM)WuffalOverlord Wrote: INs7TrucTioNS UnCL34r, K3YB0ArD MALFUncTIoniNG. REQuire 1MM3DiaTE ASSIStANce@@@@
AND YOU, STRAIGHTEN UP SOLDIER. THERE IS A BATTLE TO BE WON. WE CANNOT WIN THIS BATTLE UNLESS YOU ARE CAPSING. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? NOW PRESS THAT DAMN CAPSLOCK KEY AND CONVINCE ME THAT YOU ARE INFACT, NOT THE ENEMY.
RE: eMBRACE aLLCAPS - Vauld - 01-24-2014
Please no...
RE: eMBRACE aLLCAPS - TC224 - 01-24-2014
reported
RE: eMBRACE aLLCAPS - Jan - 01-24-2014
no gtfo