do i have cancer?

[sebasti161]

alright this is going to be a serious post, i have been thinking for a while that i might have cancer of some kind.

so it all begun a few months ago, a week or two after the summer vacation started, i was home alone for a few days and i didnt want to eat and wasnt able to eat, so while i was sleeping on my couch (which is what i sleep on, my bed is a my trash bin and i have a couch in my room that i sleep on, i can provide pictures of my couch if needed) and i googled why i dont want to eat and i saw multiple mentions of possibility of cancer, now when i went to pee when i talked to emil(2205) i needed to shit as well so i shat like i usually do, but then when wiping my ass and doing my routine inspection of my shit, it was black, like really black, and then i asked emil about it once i got down and when i googled it it mentioned some kind of cancer, and then we went on about how emil thought he had diabetes once then i said if someones more likely to have diabetes its me because i eat a bag of chips a day (i ate 2 bags of chips today, not kidding) and then he said salt isnt as likely to cause diabetes and then he showed me this picture:



and thats the third mention of possibility of cancer and i am really scared, what do i do? please help me

[Emil]

i am a doctor.
you have aids.

[Foxirius2205]

You go see a doctor as I've told you Sebasti!

[Yonno]

Please provide pictures of your couch for confirmation

[sebasti161]

Please provide pictures of your couch for confirmation

Couch:


Bed:

[Emil]

Please provide pictures of your couch for confirmation

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dude you shouldn't be worried about cancer, you should be worried about the fucking black plague

there's probably more rats in your room than there's rats in all of the rest of europe and there's like 5 million of them

[sebasti161]

heres my desk as well

[dawson270500]

It seems you have a bad case of roblox RP

[Yonno]

I think we're going to need to have a talk sir

[BasicallyMental]

heres my desk as well

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what the fuck have i just witnessed