09-05-2011, 04:06 PM
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Disease name: Mudcrab comparison syndrome.
Symptoms: During combat you repeatedly remind your enemies that you have indeed fought mudcrabs that were more formidable than said enemy.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Useless companion syndrome
Symptoms: Get stuck behind walls, run headfirst into superior opposition, kill yourself with your own grenades, run into your protectors grenades, generally do whatever needed to get yourself killed despite your protectors best efforts.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Terrible Aiming Syndrome
Symptoms: Unable to shoot enemies further than 5 feet away, useless with a wide array of high tech weaponry, often kill yourself and/or your teammates, usually scream a lot during fights.
Treatments: N/A
Symptoms: During combat you repeatedly remind your enemies that you have indeed fought mudcrabs that were more formidable than said enemy.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Useless companion syndrome
Symptoms: Get stuck behind walls, run headfirst into superior opposition, kill yourself with your own grenades, run into your protectors grenades, generally do whatever needed to get yourself killed despite your protectors best efforts.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Terrible Aiming Syndrome
Symptoms: Unable to shoot enemies further than 5 feet away, useless with a wide array of high tech weaponry, often kill yourself and/or your teammates, usually scream a lot during fights.
Treatments: N/A