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Video Game Diseases - croy10067 - 09-05-2011
Hello FL community this is sort of a joke topic but just play along. It is try to make up a disease you will see in a video game. Try to think out side the box. Also think of ways of how to cure it.
Disease name: Main Hero Syndrome (MHS)
Symptoms: You can't die unless in a cut-scene or scripted event
You have memory of your past lifes but no else does.
You get stuck with a crap load of bad luck.
Someone you hold dearly gets killed.
Treatments: Have a crappy sequel or get killed in a cutscene
or scripted event.
Disease name: Player Two Abuse Syndrome (P2AS)
Symptoms: Pushing Player 2 off a high drop.
Not healing Player 2 when she/he is down.
Shooting or harming Player 2 because she/he stole a
item you wanted.
Treatments: There is no ways to cure this disease.
RE: Video Game Diseases - Luke - 09-05-2011
Disease name: Only having 1 line Syndrome
Symptoms: You constantly repeat the same line when the player approaches you.
Treatments: Stay away from the player.
RE: Video Game Diseases - Ms. Mudpie - 09-05-2011
Disease name: Mojave Desert Syndrome
Symptoms: You say "patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" when someone approaches you. Nothing else.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Cheese Syndrome
Symptoms: You feel the unbearable urge to tell everyone you sometimes dream about cheese.
Treatments: Be killed by gas-mask-clad aliens with guns.
Disease name: Unnecessary Advice Syndrome
Symptoms: Constantly give advice that is either irrelevant to the current situation or has already been given. (example: telling you to reload when you're using a crowbar)
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Captain Obvious Syndrome
Symptoms: Inexplicably state the obvious. (example: seeing a HUUUUGE airship crash and explode not so many yards away, then having an NPC say "DID YOU SEE THAT?")
Treatments: N/A
RE: Video Game Diseases - Strom - 09-05-2011
Disease name: Mudcrab comparison syndrome.
Symptoms: During combat you repeatedly remind your enemies that you have indeed fought mudcrabs that were more formidable than said enemy.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Useless companion syndrome
Symptoms: Get stuck behind walls, run headfirst into superior opposition, kill yourself with your own grenades, run into your protectors grenades, generally do whatever needed to get yourself killed despite your protectors best efforts.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Terrible Aiming Syndrome
Symptoms: Unable to shoot enemies further than 5 feet away, useless with a wide array of high tech weaponry, often kill yourself and/or your teammates, usually scream a lot during fights.
Treatments: N/A
RE: Video Game Diseases - croy10067 - 09-05-2011
I have to thank you all who particapated in this. Also if your going to wonder where I got this from I got the idea from this video.
http://www.dorkly.com/video/22718/dorkly-bits-tails-cant-die. It is a really funny vid and if you haven't seen it watch it.
Disease name: Dumb A.I. Partner That Will Never Die Syndrome (DAIPTWNDS)
Symptoms: A partner that gets stuck on walls and keep walking.
A partner that kills himself or you.
A partner who will die several time and never leave you alone
A partner that will blow up a item you want to use.
Treatment:Get a friend.
Disease Name: Dumb A.I. Partner That You Need Syndrome (DAITYNS)
Symptoms: A escort mission.
A partner who gets stuck on the wall and you have to restart level.
A partner who runs into the action and gets killed quickly.
A partner that teleports to you when you get too far.
Treatments: Try not to break your keyboard or controller and complete the level.
RE: Video Game Diseases - equal - 09-05-2011
I really lol'd when i saw the end of that movie! XD
RE: Video Game Diseases - Whoop - 09-05-2011
Disease: The Whoop syndrome.
Symptoms: Be Whoop.
Treatment: Die.
RE: Video Game Diseases - $CRIM - 09-11-2011
Disease Name: Mojave Bad Luck Syndrome
Symptoms: You always fall on a over powered enemy and you dont deal damage because of his/her fucking big armor and you run out of action points and die.
Treatments : HAAAAX
RE: Video Game Diseases - Dylanco1 - 09-11-2011
Disease Name: AI Ignore syndrome
Symptoms: All characters ignore you
if you miss a cutscene barrier the cutscene only goes off after treatment
Nanosuits appear out of nowhere on men (nanosuit colours may vary)
Treatments: Meet Dr.HAXX (oh crap no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Die
Change level, game or universe
RE: Video Game Diseases - The Painkiller - 09-11-2011
Disease name: Big Rigs Over The Road Racer
Symptoms: You reverse in a truck in infinite speed.
You drive through houses.
You drive through bridges.
You break the laws of nature.
You're winner.
Treatments: Lose at Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.