Fanfiction Thread

[Foxirius2205]

Make one with sebasti

[sebasti161]

Make one with sebasti

and masternoda

[Random]

Make one with sebasti

and masternoda

Together.

[DreeBott]

One morning, SelfGamer woke up. Birds tweeted. Moans heard from bedrooms. It was like any other day. He checked that the land mines outside his house were active and popped a few Doritos into his mouth. He plopped a lump of toothpaste onto his teeth and moved it around with his tongue before walking into his room.

He turned the computer on by the plug with his foot and whilst he was doing this he pressed the button on his PC. It made a roaring noise like Lord and Ranger in the back room. It loaded up fine.

But then.

Something wasn't right.

Fwaq auf was written on the screen.

A Yoda faced alien flew out of the screen and lifted SelfGamer, slamming him into the wall. Debris fell to the floor. Falcao at this time was not salty and was still an administrator. Tomo had promoted Falcao's evil cousin to teacher. In revenge Falc flew at Tomo and knocked him out in public. An officer opened fire.

Tomo fell onto the land mines and blew open the front of the house. Tomo would be launched inside the house. SWAT were called in shortly firing at the flying people. Lesanka flew in a chopper above doing some News passive RP. Agorith reported on the scene doing a secret service RP. He fired at anyone who was there. Greed was there tapping an admin abuse case on Agorith on his Nokia. Greed kicked Agorith to the floor just as he stopped recording. Agorith fell and his hand pulled the trigger as he fell.

The shots ricocheted off of an Awestruck metal defence SelfGamer had set up. Unfortunately the shots hit the engine of Lesankas chopper. It was downed into the top of the house, lesanaka on board....

Inside the mansion battle raged on...

Self got up and pulled a Galil from a tear in his mattress. He shot at the Yoda. It screamed Fuack Oaf at him with a screech. A roar was heard miles away. It was not the Yoda. A wolf jumped in from the hole in the ceiling, a raccoon on its back. They transformed into two handsome business men. They saw a dead Lesanka lying in the room. A legendary man named Avgar witnessed Falc smash Tomo in public with out a reason. Avgar pulled a Magnum from his pocket.

Soul flew in and bit it, only to realised it was Magnum AS IN THE GUN. NOT THE BLOODY ICECREAM.
Avgar nearly pulled the trigger. Avgar quickly stopped and threw a Cornetto in the garden by the Awestrack Bullat. Soul started to dig into the ground to find it hitting an activate button on the Awestruck.

As he dug he found the bodies of the long lost veterans such as Grub, NightHawk and Viljo. SoulRipper found the Cornetto and ate it on a fiery bench, bullets passing in the back ground.

Talking about Bullats, the Awestruck was activated.... A truck with a mechanical arm rose from the ground, bringing a ton of dirt and SRU on it. The truck was rotated upwards. On it was a nuclear bullet. The material on the metal sign turned into a demonic countdown. Five minutes.

Meanwhile, Avgar was about to shoot Falcao and remove his admin. Another bomb exploded and more SWAT moved in, a hole in the wall revealed the dead Lesanka.

"LESANKAAAA!"

Avgar flew to Lesanka's body. It was a bloody mess. He cried. Infernaw landed beside Avgar. She turned towards MasterNoda. SelfGamer was shooting back at Admins and weird Agg RPers who, were all along, planning to raid his base. He saw a flying Golden Brikaas hovering, turning an RDMer to dust.

Lesanka blasted MasterNoda with a blue fiery plasma ball. MasterNoda threw Donald Trump's hair at the ball, blowing it up in the SRU's face, they fell to the floor. Dead.

Greed finished uploading the case. But who knew he was a baller. He disposed his phone and pulled out a gun and sprayed the cops.

Soul continued to eat the ice cream. He lifted his phone and had a look at the case.

"Blimey where's that all been happening?"

Bodies fell beside his bench. Soul kicked them aside.

The veterans who were remaining ran to the awesome truck of doom. It was about to launch.

MasterNoda threw a small loan of one MILLION dollahs at Infernaw. It was too much. She fell. Infernaw died.

Self was injured but still keeping up his fight. A bunch of RANDOM GAMERS and other teachers ran from the local school along with some Fearless Nooblets. Only an administrative ghost haunted the school now.

In the kitchen a Pear fell from the counter and turned into a lookalike Nooblet otherwise known as an undercover. He banned all of the shooters in the area, until he squished a poisonous Turtle.

Jan smoke sum weed watching the fight. Other moderators where joining in on the rampage. Such as Reebs, Divey, and a whole new Generation of mods. They decided, if they saw any PassiveRpers,To Holdem Hostage". Dank Nub attempted to recode the missle. 5,4,3,2,1.....

BOOOM.. He failed.... Again.

Everything went white. A ringing in Self's ears.

He woke up in reality again. His foot on the plug of the computer, his hand about to touch the computer's power button.

He looked puzzled as if he had a nice day dream. He kicked the plug from the socket and went outside to take a walk.

Why so brutal?

[Ratatoskrr]

ITS..... BEAUTIFUL

[Chad]

Where is the Awestruck + Jong Silver fanfic?

[Deleted User]

Where is the Awestruck + Jong Silver fanfic?

It's a shit meme, nty.

[jhayw]

Jong Silver is on the bus, going to the beach to get a tan with the squad. The bus rolls up on the sand, and the doors open. Jong steps off the bus and a wild ginger appears from the sand. He grabs Jong's hand and flies with him to the tanning salon. They both get orange asf and Jong Tang Silver got the tan he wanted, so he can blend with the squad.

[Foxirius2205]

Jong Silver is on the bus, going to the beach to get a tan with the squad. The bus rolls up on the sand, and the doors open. Jong steps off the bus and a wild ginger appears from the sand. He grabs Jong's hand and flies with him to the tanning salon. They both get orange asf and Jong Tang Silver got the tan he wanted, so he can blend with the squad.

He is going to the beach to get tan, but goes to the salon. 
Jim 2k16
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