I have a problem

[Cox]

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Okay so lately my bum has started to itch and itch, every night it becomes more red i have asked my friends to see if its okay and they haven't answered me back because I have no friends. I have tried a lot of methods like Vaseline to help it from going red and being sore and tried a lot of soothing creams on my bum they help for like a hour and then it becomes more infected and starts to produce green stuff out of my bum hole. If any one knows help on this matter please leave a comment. I am going to show you picture of it please do not look if your a girl as i will get embarrassed and i may have to text you

Please don't look if you are scared of blood thx

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[Xesus]

Is this a joke?

[Cox]

Is this a joke?

This is a serious matter

[User 19014]

On the behalf of kippsee: Get Bruno to bite it off

[Awestruck]

Kinda turns me on a bit Cox. Mind if I come over later?

[Cox]

Kinda turns me on a bit Cox. Mind if I come over later?

Only if you're gentle

[Blurr]

E45 should do the job

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[Falc]

Just get your dog to sort it out

[Create]

Hello Cox,

As I am a medically trained player, as SirMinus knows, I would suggest using this to clean the wound. Then if it starts to really sting it means it is working. Best of luck.

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Regards,
Some Shitty Internet Doctor

[Marty]

I see your nan took another stroke while giving you head....