Evocity Attacked by Alien with Yellow Space Laser!

[lods of emone]

Breaking News!

Evocity v33x was recently under attack from what is believed to be an extraterrestrial being with a yellow space laser! The creature was seen abducting an officer and flying over the city earlier today!

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As you can see here, a police officer was abducted and placed on top of a roof on mainstreet.

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The alien then proceeded to fly, carrying the officer with his yellow laser towards the ground.


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The alien placed the officer on the path.


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Here you can see the alien's yellow gun laser in the flesh, as he prepares to fly away back to his other plane (no pun intended) of existence.

Disclaimer: This post is in no way supposed to support any kind of activity on the server in character, and was only made as a joke after what an inexperienced president broadcasted. It is solely for entertainment purposes. (Although most people browsing the off-topic section should know that anyway)

[Barkles]

IM FAMOUS

HI MUM!

[Nihl]

I've seen them around aswell! Sometimes they disapear and apear out of nowhere. There's also the ones with a red laser, I think they're the commanders or something. :p

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

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[Falcon]

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[lods of emone]

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Space... Aliens...

Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon.
Neil Armstrong... Neil A.
Neil A backwards is Alien.
Did we send Neil Armstrong to the moon, or did we send him back to the moon?
Speaking of sending things back to the moon, cheese.
Yellow is the colour of cheese.
Evocity was attacked by an alien with a yellow space laser. Cheese laser?
Cheese has 5 letters. Moon has 4 letters.
5-4 is one.
Apollo 11 took 3 people to the moon, including Neil Armstrong (Alien).
Illuminati has one eye and three sides.
Barkles is an alien.
Barkles is illuminati confirmed.

[Roachy]

Did somebody say Alien?

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[Nacreas]

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[PvtMcNuggets]

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narceas

[Zecon]

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I swear to god, if you keep using my work of art for your own personal gain I'll make sure that the 'Nacreas' on the flag is crossed through and the Narc isn't :<