Funniest/Best Reasons You've gone AFK For

[livkx]

At some points we have to go AFK during some intense situations but sometimes the reasons can be unbelievable.

Share what the best/funniest reasons you've had to go afk for are!

Oh and don't make shit up

I'll start

#1 - My Dad broke his foot by jumping out of the boot of a stationary car so I had to go say goodbye to him whilst he went to A&E

[James_Gaff]

#2 - A wank.

[dig]

#3 - Realizing that a secret government agency is out for you, you go AFK to duck for cover as the missile from an RPG launcher slowly hits your window, and a bunch of government hired smurf ninja lizards hop in your broken glass window as you fly down to get a small concealed weapon out and fight back against the evil illuminati government agency.

[SourLemon]

Somehow set a Pizza on fire in my oven whilst I was raiding the nexus, So I set my job as "Dont arrest me my house is on fire"

[livkx]

Somehow set a Pizza on fire in my oven whilst I was raiding the nexus, So I set my job as "Dont arrest me my house is on fire"

This is f*cking magical.

[Enzyme]

Not really funny or a good reason, but I gave my dog some pasta and other stuff from the day before. Ended up puking half the house with disgusting half-digested pasta, and it just smelled horrible.

[Barkles]

My cat ate my mum's dinner

Then Sat in what was left

[Jonesy]

A bird flew passed my face, which my cats had brought in

[Bowiii]

To Cry

[Tandy]

My dad came into my room to talk to me about a post which my mate posted on my account while on my facebook, it said 'I like it up the bum'....
My dad thought i was gay for those 40 minutes we talked about it, i missed a great rp for that. :/