Your Best Jackass Moment
#1
So, if you've seen the movies, or the series, feel free to post here about the best moment you think in it!

Mine has got to be the ending of Jackass Number Two, when Ehren was dressed up like a terrorist, and then hires a taxi to take him to the airport, (the cab driver was set up), but the joke was really on Ehren, because for a start, the cab driver pulls a gun on him when he says 'Boom, Boom'.

Later, he's put in the trunk of the car, and driven around in circles, to pretend the fact that he's driving away. Then he gets out of the car, and realises that the joke was on him. But then the crew, like Bam and Johnny show Ehren that they have no pubic hair, and that the beard is their pubic hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH_LllQnVs4

So, what's your's?
#2
Not a jackass moment, but me and my mates jack-ass moment, me and my friend were planning on staying at Chris's house last saturday, so we got our airsoft gear ready and raided his house while he waited for us, both of us broke through his backdoor and just searched his house until we found him watching his TV we then sprayed his room and most the BB's richochet and hit him and he has loads of bruises and burst out pissing himself on the floor of laughter, the side of his TV got chipped but its barely visable, after that he was pretty pissed but it was fun, i'd recommend it to everyone to try it out, and for all your airsoft geeks, heres our guns.

My friends gun that he used http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152190093-M249-MK2.html (He is the heavy weapons guy in our airsoft team, he also has a M1 Garand replica for airsoft and a SOCOM Pistol)

My gun that I used http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152189877-JG512MGT.html (I am "Scout" in our airsoft team, I also got a automatic Glock 18c automatic and extended mag and a Mosin Nagant M1944 replica for airsoft)

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#3
(08-30-2011, 10:05 PM)Legendary Fox Wrote: Not a jackass moment, but me and my mates jack-ass moment, me and my friend were planning on staying at Chris's house last saturday, so we got our airsoft gear ready and raided his house while he waited for us, both of us broke through his backdoor and just searched his house until we found him watching his TV we then sprayed his room and most the BB's richochet and hit him and he has loads of bruises and burst out pissing himself on the floor of laughter, the side of his TV got chipped but its barely visable, after that he was pretty pissed but it was fun, i'd recommend it to everyone to try it out, and for all your airsoft geeks, heres our guns.

My friends gun that he used http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152190093-M249-MK2.html (He is the heavy weapons guy in our airsoft team, he also has a M1 Garand replica for airsoft and a SOCOM Pistol)

My gun that I used http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152189877-JG512MGT.html (I am "Scout" in our airsoft team, I also got a automatic Glock 18c automatic and extended mag and a Mosin Nagant M1944 replica for airsoft)

Sounds nice. What gun did the mate who was with you have?

Also, always been meaning to buy some Airsoft guns, but my money always seems to be spent elsewhere.
#4
Well my best jackass moments are the following...

HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM WALKIN DOWN TEH STAERZ...
HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM EATIN MAH BREKKFIST.
HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM WALKKEN AWT TEH DOAR!
HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM GETTIN ON TEH BUZZ!
HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM NAO AT SKOAL!
HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM BEING LERNED BY PEEPUL!

Now, it you take a look at figures 1-6 demonstrated above, you'll notice that I said the words "HAI IM JAWNNIE NOCKZVILLE N IM..." before everything, this has proven to make the show more funny.

Translation
HAI GUIZE I WANNA BE FAMMIS SO I BATTUR SAI MAI NAEM ON TEH TEEVEE SHOAW SO I R GET KNOWN GOOD.
#5
100% sure this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7-0EYXxQCY
#6
(08-31-2011, 01:32 AM)Dr. Noobias Wrote: - SPAM -

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#7
Lol I was just making a statement.
Dont blame me, blame Jawnnie Nockzvill :3


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