Enzyme Drunk Conversation

[Falcon]

[FL:RP] Falcon: Enz
[FL:RP] Falcon: Wanna do a serverwide RP with Venub?
[FL] Enzyme: hahahhaa no t good idea
[FL:RP] Falcon: hahahahh w hy n ot.
[FL:RP] Falcon: :3
[FL] Enzyme: lets just say i should Sstay away from FL tonight !
[FL:RP] Falcon: ssttay away w hyy?
[FL] Enzyme: Last time i was online drunk, i got an abuse thread on me looool
[FL] Enzyme: i graduated today!
[FL] Enzyme: WOOO
[FL:RP] Falcon: LOL
[FL:RP] Falcon: You're wasted.
[FL:RP] Falcon: Nice.
[FL:RP] Falcon: Not surprised.
[FL:RP] Falcon: But congrats m8
[FL] Enzyme:
[FL] Enzyme: Feels so good no more coggelge
[FL] Enzyme: college
[FL:RP] Falcon: I can just imagine you pressing each key with one finger and a beer bottle in your mouth.
[FL:RP] Falcon: One eye half closed..
[FL:RP] Falcon: But yeah.
[FL] Enzyme: i made a homemade burger sogood
[FL] Enzyme: and im watching fucking mario cart
[FL] Enzyme: freaking awesome
[FL:RP] Falcon: Ahh
[FL:RP] Falcon: Sounds fun..
[FL] Enzyme: i have nothing more to drink
[FL:RP] Falcon: All by yourself?
[FL] Enzyme: drinkt up it all
[FL] Enzyme: well im alone home now
[FL:RP] Falcon: Aww.
[FL:RP] Falcon: I am copying this conv and posting it on the forums.
[FL:RP] Falcon: With your consent ofcourse.
[FL:RP] Falcon: :3
[FL] Enzyme: im copying your face and pooping on it
[FL:RP] Falcon: LOL
[FL] Enzyme: witout your concent
[FL:RP] Falcon: Okay.
[FL:RP] Falcon: Jesus.
[FL:RP] Falcon: Go home.
[FL:RP] Falcon: You're drunk.
[FL] Enzyme: I AM
[FL:RP] Falcon: NO YOU'RE NOT.
[FL] Enzyme: lol @ both
[FL] Enzyme: im home
[FL] Enzyme: and im...
[FL] Enzyme: here
[FL:RP] Falcon: No you aren't.
[FL:RP] Falcon: You're too drunk to comprehend your habitat
[FL] Enzyme: im eating burger that is my habitat
[FL:RP] Falcon: Mate, this is going on the forums whether you like it or not.
[FL] Enzyme: Lifes unfair and thats why imma tite you up to a tree and eat you
[FL] Enzyme: tie
[FL] Enzyme: tye?
[FL:RP] Falcon: lol
[FL] Enzyme: fuck it
[FL:RP] Falcon: Dear god.
[FL] Enzyme: dont dear me good sir
[FL] Enzyme: i dear you
[FL] Enzyme: and then you fucked
[FL:RP] Falcon: Okay.
[FL:RP] Falcon: So, you're playing Mariokart?
[FL] Enzyme: no no no
[FL] Enzyme: watching mariokart
[FL:RP] Falcon: Why..?
[FL] Enzyme: '#youtube
[FL] Enzyme: #ssohpkc
[FL:RP] Falcon: LOL
[FL] Enzyme: Because im eating a fucking burger!
[FL] Enzyme: seamus is Bowser in this game
[FL:RP] Falcon: God.
[FL:RP] Falcon: You should go to sleep.
[FL] Enzyme: but im eating burger
[FL:RP] Falcon: Sleep with it.
[FL] Enzyme: and watching mario kart
[FL] Enzyme: and im drinking ice T
[FL] Enzyme: not the rapper
[FL] Enzyme: hahha
[FL] Enzyme: but the drink that is
[FL:RP] Falcon: lol
[FL] Enzyme: #comedian2k134
[FL] Enzyme: 2k14
[FL:RP] Falcon: lol
[FL:RP] Falcon: Omg
[FL:RP] Falcon: 2k134.
[FL:RP] Falcon: LOL
[FL:RP] Falcon: So, wanna do the RP?
[FL:RP] Falcon: :3
[FL:RP] Falcon: Soo uhh.
[FL:RP] Falcon: Gn
[FL] Enzyme: im goood
[FL:RP] Falcon: What?
[FL:RP] Falcon: You're so screwed.
[FL:RP] Falcon: Okay, posting the conv on the forums

[FL] Enzyme: I just watched a video on how to cut a cake
[FL] Enzyme: lol
[FL] Enzyme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBU9N35ZHIw
[FL:RP] Falcon: link
[FL] Enzyme: Lifenotwastedanymore
[FL:RP] Falcon: oh god
[FL:RP] Falcon: Are you undrunked now?
[FL] Enzyme: lolgodsadly not
[FL:RP] Falcon: Told you I'd post it.
[FL:RP] Falcon: :3
[FL] Enzyme: I have yet to print our your face and ppop on it though lol
[FL] Enzyme: Please send me face
[FL:RP] Falcon: Ok
[FL] Enzyme: Ive fallen in love today
[FL:RP] Falcon: http://imgur.com/n51nJPr
[FL:RP] Falcon: Oh eally?
[FL:RP] Falcon: really*
[FL] Enzyme: you know when you put one cheeseslice on a burger?
[FL] Enzyme: i put ttwo
[FL] Enzyme: was so good
[FL:RP] Falcon: LOL
[FL] Enzyme: litterarely twice the cheese
[FL:RP] Falcon: Yeah
[FL:RP] Falcon: Do you like my face?
[FL] Enzyme: Needs cheese lool
[FL] Enzyme: but yeah
[FL:RP] Falcon: Photoshop it in
[FL:RP] Falcon: and post it
[FL:RP] Falcon: lol
[FL] Enzyme: http://i.gyazo.com/899fe82e2f44ff1977c2c29ba9cacb98.png
[FL:RP] Falcon: LOL
[FL:RP] Falcon: Anything else you want to share?
[FL] Enzyme: genitals
[FL] Enzyme: loool
[FL:RP] Falcon: oooh.
:3

[Falcon]

Why on earth would I produce a fake conversation with an admin, and post it on the forums?

Here's a pic for your troubles.
[Image: 3qDirBm.png]

[Sgtbender2000]

Seems legit.

[Enzyme]

I hate alcohol so much that I try to get rid of it by drinking it, but the damn companies keep making more alcohol. I will continue the fight... Soon

[Jan]

If you continue like this you'll be almost as cool as Andreas..... Almost.

[York]

TL/DR = Enzyme consumed alcohol

[James_Gaff]

Well... Lesson of the day; when Enzyme is drunk, stay well away!

[GeorgeTheBoy]

Drunk admins are the best. I remember when Jamie came on drunk, that didn't turn out so good...

[Sgtbender2000]

I hate alcohol so much that I try to get rid of it by drinking it, but the damn companies keep making more alcohol. I will continue the fight... Soon

Yah fight the... wait wat was I sayin again?

[WorldWideCoffee]

Party guuuuuurl