[Guide]Smooth Criminal

[SadN3rd]

SadN3rd's Smooth Criminal Guide

This guide will try to help you avoid police harassment and can be applied to anyone, from a nub contrawhorer owner of contraband facilities to a nub Mafia member. Let's get started.

Basics:
Rule One: Do not open the door to any cop who asks you to
Simple as that, you can easily block those of cops who have no reason to bust through your door and destroy whatever you do not want destroyed. This guy is a hell of an example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2w7z0aB3l0
Rule Two: Act reasonable
Pull over if you violated speed limits, for example. How stupid would it be to get arrested or killed (yep, killed) because of the speed limits? Very. Comply with laws that do not obstacle your operation.
Bases:
Rule Three:
Avoid usual basing places and doom-looking forts. These are suspicious.
Rule Four:
Pick a place that can easily be sniped from a vantage point (rebel spawn-house is a good example)
Rule Five:
Disguise the illegal content of the room.
But how? Apply yourself.
Gunfights:
Rule Six:
Kevlars are mandatory. Always. By the way, expensive stuff like lockpicks and crackers should be holstered as soon as a keypad is cracked/door is open. Apply until all doors are open/keypads are cracked.
Rule Seven:
Apply barrage fire. Pin enemies down if you do not act alone and have plenty of ammo.
Rule Eight:
Choose shotguns for indoor fights and narrow corridors, and assault rifles for short-range outdoor situations. Make use of tranq-and-rope tactic if enemies are considered weakly armed and are outnumbered.
Rule Nine:
Do not open fire on any cop near your base. Make him leave in a civil way. Refer to rule one.
The Final Rule, 10:
In any situation use common sense and think what you would have do if you would've been a real criminal. As stated above, apply yourself to any situation you're at.
P. S. My first guide and whatnot.