The copy thead.

[Paven]

In this thread you can copy a text, no matter how long it is. But remember it shall be worthy to read.

Remember sources, but no biggy if you forgett i guess.

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Source: Forgott

Intro: If you suffer from neck pain often, then follow these steps to cure it naturally.

Step 1: Wrap an ice pack in a towel and place it on the back of your neck.

Step 2: To cure neck pain, sit with good posture. You want to be looking straight at the TV or at your computer. You should avoid looking up or down when working on the computer.

Step 3: Stretch out your neck daily. Move your head from a normal position forward and then back. Move it left and then back, and etc.

Step 4: When lifting heavy objects, lift with your legs and not your back.

Step 5: To prevent neck pain, wear a scarf when out in the cold to help keep your neck warm.

Step 6: To cure neck pain naturally, soak in a hot tub or bath.

Step 7: Use a smaller pillow when sleeping so your head is more level.

Tips: To cure neck pain naturally, you have to be aware of every time you lift something and be careful to not strain your neck.

Warnings: If your neck pain continues to get worse or doesn’t get better, see a doctor.

[DemonoiD]

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive