Yakuza Clubs
#1
Just as SemperFi has a monopoly on the Casino business, the Yakuza clan has a monopoly on the Club business. And just as SemperFi reserves the right to annihilate any rival casinos, the Yakuza reserves the right to annihilate all rival clubs. To prevent any misunderstandings, we classify a club as any establishment that meets the following requirements.

1. Has music
2. Has a flow of cash, meaning business going on

Other requirements such as dancing, etc are also considered in our decisions, but those two are the major factors.
#2
So if I make a cafe, restaurant, or even a Dancing school, it will be burnt?
You need to be a LOT more specific...
#3
(02-02-2011, 06:46 PM)Storm Wrote: So if I make a cafe, restaurant, or even a Dancing school, it will be burnt?
You need to be a LOT more specific...

Lol 'Dancing School'.
#4
What if I am a taxi-driver and a client asks me to turn on the radio?
Is my taxi a nightclub?
#5
(02-03-2011, 08:49 AM)Flying_Cow Wrote: What if I am a taxi-driver and a client asks me to turn on the radio?
Is my taxi a nightclub?

Rofl, Playing music in the taxi and there is a money flow :O watch out taxi men, the yakuza are after you.
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#6
(02-03-2011, 08:49 AM)Flying_Cow Wrote: What if I am a taxi-driver and a client asks me to turn on the radio?
Is my taxi a nightclub?

And what if your client starts dancing because he likes the song. Then it covers the money flow, music, and dancing.

Yakuza have gone crazy.
#7
(02-03-2011, 09:10 AM)Sniperwolf Wrote:
(02-03-2011, 08:49 AM)Flying_Cow Wrote: What if I am a taxi-driver and a client asks me to turn on the radio?
Is my taxi a nightclub?

And what if your client starts dancing because he likes the song. Then it covers the money flow, music, and dancing.

Yakuza have gone crazy.

Rofl...
#8
You've been dreaming of making a ballet school ever since you were 5 years old. You open, start the music, and everythings hunky dory. Until... One of the foolish students drops a five pound note onto the floor... Bam, yakuza burn your dream (and 22 small children) to the ground.
#9
(02-03-2011, 10:30 AM)Storm Wrote: You've been dreaming of making a ballet school ever since you were 5 years old. You open, start the music, and everythings hunky dory. Until... One of the foolish students drops a five pound note onto the floor... Bam, yakuza burn your dream (and 22 small children) to the ground.

Haha...Yakuza even took the 5 five pound note Sad That was Timmy's lunch money.
#10
Timmy was a fool for meddling with the yakuza.


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