Need Help! Ä° need tips for Australian girl :(
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hello,
guys i really need some tips i met an awesome australian girl on beach she is 17 i really love her but i cant speak to her for some reason Blush
so i need help Sad like what girls like please Angel
#2
I was that girl. I can form into anything I want because thats what dogs can do.
#3
Stay at a distance and stare at her through binoculars. Get a camera with a really awesome zoom and go up somewhere high and take tons of pictures of her on the beach. Ashton Kutcher did it on tv, and all the girls laughed and took pictures of him too. This is totally not creepy and definitely not considered stalking.
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(07-14-2012, 06:04 PM)The_Alpha_Dog Wrote: I was that girl. I can form into anything I want because thats what dogs can do.

:O turn to that girl again then GET OVER HEREEE (scorpion)

(07-14-2012, 06:05 PM)Sir Fiddlesticks Wrote: Stay at a distance and stare at her through binoculars. Get a camera with a really awesome zoom and go up somewhere high and take tons of pictures of her on the beach. Ashton Kutcher did it on tv, and all the girls laughed and took pictures of him too. This is totally not creepy and definitely not considered stalking.

well... dude thats awkward Cheese
#5
Protip: ask Campress.
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#6
Ask her if she's into kangaroo boxing.
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#7
RAPE HER
#8
(07-15-2012, 12:11 AM)Caroline Wrote: RAPE HER

Seems like the only logical thing to do.

Also, take pics...for science.
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#9
"How yo doin'?"
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#10
I lived in Australia for two years of my life, Here is some advice for girls. Punch them first, Show them who the Alpha male is, They fall for this.

Second time you see them show your dominance by showing your manly hood off,

Thirdly and most importantly, Remove all evidence of domestic abuse.
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