My theory on how the world actually began

[Elroy Jenkins]

[Image: sisko-facepalm.jpg]

[TC224]

Everybody be madddd!

[Biowulf]

[Image: sisko-facepalm.jpg]

Is there anything wrong to belive god - angels and other stuff like that?

Nothing wrong with believing in god, as long as you keep it for yourself.
I hate people who try to "save" you with the "accept jesus in your heart" bullshit. Like if a gunman is at my school about to shoot everyone,
and someone is like: "Get down!", THAT is saving. Pestering you with their invitations to church every week is not saving.

If you are religious and feel like believing in something to keep you out of an imaginary hell that doesn't even exist. Fine, but it's just a
behaviour modification technique cooked up by people 2000 years ago to keep people from revolting. 'It doesn't matter how extremely
shitty our life is, as long as we follow god's (church's) rules, we'll go to heaven.'

Another thing:
Hell was not described as the place with Hellfire, damnation and eternal agony before jesus and friends came along. The one Christians say
is so much nicer and kinder.

[Nudelholz]

The good thing about science is that it's true, whether you believe it or not.


I personally am a Pastafarian, I believe in the flying Spaghetti Monster and I have already been touched by his noodly appendage.

Think that is bullshit? Yeah? Well, let me proove you otherwise:

Michelangelo already painted a picture of it in 1511.

[Image: Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg]


Also there is a song about it. Has to be real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ-ttrSd8


The most common prayer, as dictated by the prophet Ragu:

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be
Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven.
Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce.
For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

R'Amen.

What else to say...?

Of course: R'AMEN!

[DarkSider]

Durr guys Quagmire created the earth with his big bang.

[Andreas]

Atheism vs religion thread go

Lemme start

---

I don't believe god. Its all some shit in my eyes.
My opinion about it.

Enlighten me, explain to me what you find "shit"

How many people have seen god? - None.
The day I see god ill start to believe it else not.
Everytime I ask god to give me money he won't do it? :O
There is no god in my eyes, its all some "Shit" some people said in the early something

[Fleet Admiral Zapington]

"Religion is like a penis, It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.. and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat,,

- Anonymous

This pretty much states how I feel about religion.

[Insanity]

"I prayed to god for a bike, but then I realized he didn't work like that.
So I stole one and begged for forgiveness instead"

[Colonel Burger]

Atheism vs religion thread go

Lemme start

---

I don't believe god. Its all some shit in my eyes.
My opinion about it.

Enlighten me, explain to me what you find "shit"

How many people have seen god? - None.
The day I see god ill start to believe it else not.
Everytime I ask god to give me money he won't do it? :O
There is no god in my eyes, its all some "Shit" some people said in the early something

Alright, tell me, is there such thing as heat? Just answer

[Visual]

What you been smokin' man?

Maybe popcorn?

Ontopic:

Tooooo long to read