[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Tmdirtbike]

Granted, But you will have to clean your own hooves...

I wish I had a better computer...

[Dwip]

Granted, but it breaks 10 minutes after you buy it.

I wish I was a giraffe

[Weecow]

Granted, Your an cow already.

I wish all problems could be gone tomorrow

[Freezak]

Granted, but you waste your money to buy your personal soap.

I wish i could own PC which won't crash.

[ArcHammer]

Granted, but you waste your money to buy your personal soap.

I wish i could own PC which won't crash.

Granted, but that's because it doesn't even start up.
I wish school was finished.

[Weecow]

Granted, government decides to extend school this summer and wont let you have a break.

I wish i was so badass hacker as NextGenHacker101

[Freezak]

Granted, but you face prison for that for the rest of your life.

I wish i was less annoying.

[dig]

Granted, but everyone around you In turn become more seemingly annoying

I wish I was payed in gum.

[Harry Ford]

Granted, but everyone around you In turn become more seemingly annoying

I wish I was payed in gum.

granted but its juicy fruit and after the first chew it tastes like rubber
i wish that i was justin beiber

[ArcHammer]

Granted, but everyone around you In turn become more seemingly annoying

I wish I was payed in gum.

granted but its juicy fruit and after the first chew it tastes like rubber
i wish that i was justin beiber

(You're messed up slightly)
Granted, but your lip-syncing machine breaks and you have to sing the song yourself WITHOUT auto-tune.
I wish I had more cash in FL.