[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[dig]

Granted, but you forget how to speak english.

I wish I could instantly learn German.

[Craz]

Granted, but you forget how to speak english.

I wish I could instantly learn German.

Granted, but you would no longer be able to talk any other language, and you couldn't understand English either.


I wish I could find an idea for a signature on fearless.

[Dex]

Granted, but someone's already had that idea, you create it and you find that they've copyrighted it, years later you discover this, and he discovers yours. You have a Mexican stand off for the copyright, he lifts his gun from his holster and fires a shot with his magnum and it shatters your left cheek. You fall to the floor, defenseless and the man stands over you with supreme dominance, he points the gun on what's left of your face, strokes the trigger and says "Copyright this mother-fucker". And blat goes the gat.
I wish I could get out of Silver on CS GO.

[Cujo]

Granted, but someone's already had that idea, you create it and you find that they've copyrighted it, years later you discover this, and he discovers yours. You have a Mexican stand off for the copyright, he lifts his gun from his holster and fires a shot with his magnum and it shatters your left cheek. You fall to the floor, defenseless and the man stands over you with supreme dominance, he points the gun on what's left of your face, strokes the trigger and says "Copyright this mother-***". And blat goes the gat.
I wish I could get out of Silver on CS GO.

Granted, but you don't deserve to be so you're there Mr Supreme Master First Class and completely out of your depth and just always die so you get demoted so much that you're back in Silvers, and then Silver 1 because you're so used to losing you haven't realised anything other than dying. 

I wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong.

[Reefaz]

Granted but all fathers turn blind.

I wish Sammerh would get out of silver on csgo

[Dex]

Not granted, impossible.
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

[Marty]

Granted. However you have no eyes on the front of your head.

I wish the childish DDoSers would stop ;(

[Dex]

Granted, but the mature DDOSer carries on.
I wish this thread would become inactive so I don't have to keep replying to it.

[Marty]

Granted. However someone starts a new similar thread and you get addicted to that too.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[Mustang]

Granted. However someone starts a new similar thread and you get addicted to that too.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

Granted, but you forget it straight after.

I wish the V2P server would be replaced with a better map.