[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Cujo]

Granted but it looks like this:

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I wish i had faster internet.

granted, but it runs faster than you so you can't plug it in

i wish jimi hendrix was still alive

[BlackForestAdam]

granted, but it runs faster than you so you can't plug it in

i wish jimi hendrix was still alive

Interesting logic.

Granted, but he decides to give up music completely and lives alone in an unknown location for the rest of his life.

I wish i wasnt bored.

[Tandy]

Granted, but you become depressed instead.

I wish i could get my hands on one of those Quantum Processors.

[Jericho]

Granted, but you become depressed instead.

I wish i could get my hands on one of those Quantum Processors.

Granted, but you will remain in debt for the rest of your life and live on the streets.

I wish for 5 wishes.

[Joram]

Granted, but every wish is now unstable and might do the excact opposite.

I wish my grandmother didn't die yesterday

[Emil]

Granted, she died today.
I wish there wasnt all this *** snow everywhere, I need to cycle home from school

[Dex]

Granted, but there's lava everywhere instead.
I wish I had infinite money at my own personal disposal.

[Jono]

Granted, but you cause a world wide economic crash, making all of money completely worthless.

I wish fearless was enjoyable to me again.

[Jericho]

Granted, but the server gets DDOS'ed every 2 minutes.

I wish for a wish with no conditions.

[Sammerh]

Granted, but the server gets DDOS'ed every 2 minutes.

I wish for a wish with no conditions.

Granted, but you didn't read the small print

I wish i knew how to speak Mandarin