SKURKAS POEM [COMPETITITION!!!!!1]

[Andrew Juniperfield]

Hello and welcom to today i see you give you give me poem i give you jobb!

I you tpost poem boellow and i give you my eternal money and thanks and gratitude 

It has to not make sense, it has to be stipid!!!!!!1

RULES:
The 3 best poems selected by me and my friends, Valeriya Hultberg and Julius "fuck bleaky blainders" man

Those 3 poems will give the writer an opportunity, on the server these 3 people will have a standoff where you have to improvise a rhyming rhyme.
The winner of that final stage will recieve 50k ingame (Which means i didnt false advertise as its my eternal money, if you never spend it)
Slight Edit: To be perfectly fair and skurkasly generous the 2nd and 3rd place will get a trabant each!
If somehow I would post a poem and win, the 2nd and 3rd placers will split and get 25k each

INTRODUCING THE JUDGESS!
Judge Skurkas                                                   Judge Valeriya                                            Judge Julius
                                                                                 
Skurkas is stupid, makes bad judge!                     Valeriya will eat your ear and judge!               Julius will get banned and judge