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SKURKAS POEM [COMPETITITION!!!!!1] - Andrew Juniperfield - 02-22-2018 Hello and welcom to today i see you give you give me poem i give you jobb! I you tpost poem boellow and i give you my eternal money and thanks and gratitude It has to not make sense, it has to be stipid!!!!!!1 RULES: The 3 best poems selected by me and my friends, Valeriya Hultberg and Julius "fuck bleaky blainders" man Those 3 poems will give the writer an opportunity, on the server these 3 people will have a standoff where you have to improvise a rhyming rhyme. The winner of that final stage will recieve 50k ingame (Which means i didnt false advertise as its my eternal money, if you never spend it) Slight Edit: To be perfectly fair and skurkasly generous the 2nd and 3rd place will get a trabant each! If somehow I would post a poem and win, the 2nd and 3rd placers will split and get 25k each INTRODUCING THE JUDGESS! Judge Skurkas Judge Valeriya Judge Julius Skurkas is stupid, makes bad judge! Valeriya will eat your ear and judge! Julius will get banned and judge RE: Weird beard in the smeared - Weezy_ - 02-22-2018 A dog wandered into our garden one day, A friendly old mutt, didn't look like a stray. We never discovered whence he had come, But we brushed him and fed him and the kids called him Rum. Now as family members, even dogs must work hard, So we put Rum on duty next door in our yard, Bright eyed and watchful by night and by day, But not much of a guard dog, I'm sorry to say. He barked at the cats and he'd bark at a toad, He barked at the cattle outside on the road, He barked at the horses - so where did he fail? You see, Rum liked people, and he just wagged his tail. He liked the yard labour, an amiable bunch. They fed our dog tidbits and scraps from their lunch. Rum wolfed it all down, but to our dismay He seemed to get fatter with each passing day. Then one night when Rum was laid at his ease, A burglar crept in just as quiet as you please. He saw no alarms, heard now siren howling, No guard dog for sure, there'd be barking and growling. But Rum was awake and he'd seen him alright, Delighted with company this time of the night, He flew through the yard, his new friend to greet, And his weight bowled the burglar right off of his feet. The intruder got up and ran off with a wail And Rum right behind him still wagging his tail. He departed the yard he'd come in to burgle Like a champion athlete clearing a hurdle. But Rum couldn't jump gates, so sadly instead He picked up the thief's wallet and went back to bed. Next morning the evidence everyone viewed, When Rum brought it to us, (just a little bit chewed). Once given the wallet, the police didn't fail To capture the burglar and put him in jail. His confession like wildfire spread through the town, How a big vicious guard dog had knocked the thief down. We all howled with laughter when we heard the story, And Rum was our hero, he was basking in glory. There have been no attempts since to burgle our yard, For everyone knows now that Rum is on guard. RE: Weird beard in the smeared - jhayw - 02-22-2018 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got tourettes Piss off you smelly swede RE: Weird beard in the smeared - sebasti161 - 02-22-2018 roses are red violets are violet skurkas lurkas is my favorite anime RE: Weird beard in the smeared - Marty - 02-23-2018 There was a little mouse named Keith. He circumcised men with his teeth. He did it while on a leaf. His name was Keith. He had teeth. Fini RE: Weird beard in the smeared - Falc - 02-23-2018 I see this as a chance to express my poem about Falcon Falcao, there’s only one real Falc We all know a fake who runs his mouth Falcon? The fuck is he Sounds like talcon you put on a baby Shit, he’s American too? Just like Liverpool we say.. Fuck you RE: Weird beard in the smeared - Arch.B - 02-23-2018 Roses are red Violets are glorious Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious RE: Weird beard in the smeared - Andrew Juniperfield - 02-23-2018 Added actual thing to original post RE: SKURKAS POEM [COMPETITITION!!!!!1] - Teddy - 02-24-2018 Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Czechoslovakia RE: SKURKAS POEM [COMPETITITION!!!!!1] - Archer - 02-24-2018 (02-24-2018, 02:58 PM)Teddy Wrote: Roses are red Roses are ash Violets are ash Everything is ash Nuclear war |