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[Divey]

Dear Mr. Summer and Mrs Deacon,

I am most disappointed in your cuckoldry in the form of the extravagant entry fee to your wedding. I have never seen such a disgrace and utter embarrassment of ones family name and I sincerely hope this letter was made in jest otherwise I am impressed as to the fact I am yet to see such a ridiculous request meet my mail. Please do not contact me again unless it is with a sincere apology or accompanied by a rectified invitation in which I am the recipient of a check in the sum of no less to $25,000. Additionally, it is believed that you are a "simp", please respond whether this is the case.

Kindest regards,
Leviticus Hightower

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