05-10-2020, 07:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:08 AM by Fearless Community.
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***As you open your laptop you receive a Skype call from an unknown number. If you are familiar with Syrian telephone codes, you will know it is none other but Muhammed Al-Ghazali Al-Assad!***
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*Static* Hello my friends! It is I, Muhammed Al-Ghazali Al-Assad. *Static* I am sorry for such bad connection, I had to return to Syria to aid my family. They had been denied entrance into Germany so I thought it would be nice to return to aid them. The Syrian internet gets shut off often. I enjoyed the luxuries you Americans have! I love the open bar at the after party! I never will remember that night! I hope it explains why I have a fractured ankle. I love participating in the competition but I have never witnessed anything in my life as the rudeness and douchebag attitude of Richard Bones. He is a bad man and should not have received the money or the win in the first place. All I remember from the afterparty was him hijacking the DJ's aux and playing his shitty rap music over and over again! It was bloodcurdling. I hate him! I wish he receives a Fatwa from the Ayatollah. I will be back next year, mark my words. Not only for the free alcohol, but for the money to help my struggling family *Static* I would like to thank Vantiago for allowing me to participate. Thank you all!
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***The call ends abruptly.***
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