09-01-2018, 11:05 PM
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how to earn money
step 1.
be good looking
step 2.
be not sebasti161
step 3.
don't be norwegian
step 4.
don't be greek (this is important, if you are greek you will go bankrupt)
step 5.
get a job
step 6.
get fired when they realize you play GMod even though it's 2016
step 7.
get a loan from the bank
step 8.
buy $50000 worth of bitcoin
step 9.
wait until the price is up. Soon enough, the $35490 worth of bitcoin you bought will go up in price.
step 10.
start worrying as the price fluctuates too quickly and you don't have time to sell the $68932 worth of bitcoin you bought as it's now worth $15122
step 11.
give up, sell the $43092 worth of bitcoin for the price it's worth - $36478.
step 12.
sell your house to pay the bank loans
step 13.
travel to another state/country for a job
step 14.
get robbed on the way, lose everything including ID to prove your identity.
step 15.
cease to exist as a legal person.
step 16.
realize that money is worth nothing and is a social construct made by the capitalists and the wealthy elites to exploit the working class
step 17.
implement communism.
step 18.
???
step 19.
not profit. profit is a capitalist construct designed to maximize exploitation.