sebasti x emil fanfiction

[Emil]

written by sebasti himself what dont you understand about that you idiots

listen here you little shit you can't just steal other peoples content and then act like it's yours.
go back to just making low effort shitposts please thank you.

yes i can you freaking stupid idiot dane i swear to god i dont get whats happened to you first lying about getting me now youre accusing me of stealing?? where have you gotten this from emil? are you finally showing signs of your father beating you? is your father beating your mother? they probably deserve it emilY

you piece of shit norwegian trash bag i hope you lose your freaking house you austrian german nazi i swear to god why do i have to know you you absolute ass i bet your mom cries herself to sleep everyday over having to tend to such an autist of a child

that is the last fucking straw emil! here i thought we were friends then you go and make up stupid fucking bullshit about me and cause a deep and fucking useless, emotional argument over what? your precious "holdeez nuts" joke? is this what your life has come to? joking about everything and ruining your friendship with your only true friend? i wish i had thought twice before selling you my old graphics card whole 1500NOK off price! you disgust me, dont you ever talk to me again.

i swear to god this is where i draw the line sebasti, you've pissed me off well this time, you're a useless piece of trash, i can barely call you human cause all you do is just post bullshit on off-topic and you never put effort into them holy fuck do i regret paying 200 DKK more than I should have on that fucking graphics card and i barely even need it i only play strategy games for fucks sake i can't believe you convinced me to buy this shit cause holy fuck dude, i swear to god im going to kick your ass when you come to legoland you fucking ragdoll