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07-20-2016, 09:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community.
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Unknown Phone Caller Guide
We have all been doing something and we get that very annoying phone call where someone is advertising something or what not. Well! I have a small solution (Not Very Effective) So they are advertising a server, yes. So you respond in a few manners they would not expect. Down below are some of the sayings you can say to make sure they will probably never call you again;
1) James's Morgue, You Stab 'em, We Slab 'em
2) Frank's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
3) Joe's Cryogenics, you kill 'em, we chill 'em!
4) Steve's Crematorium, you ghost 'em, we'll roast 'em.
5) Bob's Unusually Sourced Pig Feed Emporium, you chop 'em, we'll slop 'em.
6) Abortion clinic, you knock em up, we knock em down, no fetus can defeat us, we have a special on twins today, how may I help you?
7) Bob's ambulance, you maul 'em we haul 'em.
8) Dr. Smith's fix it shop, you say it we spay it.
9) Bill's Roadside Diner: you kill 'em, we grill 'em!
10) Bob’s sperm bank: you squeeze it we freeze it!
And those are 10 of the best things to say to unwanted phone callers. Just make sure you don't know the person first. Telling Gran to squeeze it and freeze may not always work in your favour!
We have all been doing something and we get that very annoying phone call where someone is advertising something or what not. Well! I have a small solution (Not Very Effective) So they are advertising a server, yes. So you respond in a few manners they would not expect. Down below are some of the sayings you can say to make sure they will probably never call you again;
1) James's Morgue, You Stab 'em, We Slab 'em
2) Frank's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
3) Joe's Cryogenics, you kill 'em, we chill 'em!
4) Steve's Crematorium, you ghost 'em, we'll roast 'em.
5) Bob's Unusually Sourced Pig Feed Emporium, you chop 'em, we'll slop 'em.
6) Abortion clinic, you knock em up, we knock em down, no fetus can defeat us, we have a special on twins today, how may I help you?
7) Bob's ambulance, you maul 'em we haul 'em.
8) Dr. Smith's fix it shop, you say it we spay it.
9) Bill's Roadside Diner: you kill 'em, we grill 'em!
10) Bob’s sperm bank: you squeeze it we freeze it!
And those are 10 of the best things to say to unwanted phone callers. Just make sure you don't know the person first. Telling Gran to squeeze it and freeze may not always work in your favour!
Regards,
Joe Joe
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