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11-27-2011, 01:25 PM
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A long time ago, in a land far far away....
FAUSTIE WARS
In the far land of confusion, there is a young Padawan, learning the skills of becoming Jedi. His name is Faustie. On his journey he met the wise Jedi Master, Gabe Newell.
Gabe Newell taught him all he knew. Not long until Faustie was using a portal gun, while eating the sandvich edible device.
A long civil war was going on. The rebels are fighting against the huge power of the combine.
The young Faustie joins the rebels. He shall conquer the combine. He battles the evil Emperor Bobby Kotick.
[Image: bobby%20kotick%20emperor.jpg]
Master Jedi Gabe Newell assisted him in this fight.
A long heavy fight goes on.
[Image: Nerd%20fight.jpg]
It didn't look like they would win.
But then.
[Image: MarkusPersson469x30_216539b.jpg]
Jedi Master Markus 'Notch' Persson joined Gabe and Faustie.
After a long fight, they defeated the evil Emperor Bobby Kotick.
Sadly, Gabe Newell lost one of his eyes.
[Image: Gabe-Newell-Pirate.jpg]
At last, they celebrate their victory in the metro cafe.
FAUSTIE WARS
In the far land of confusion, there is a young Padawan, learning the skills of becoming Jedi. His name is Faustie. On his journey he met the wise Jedi Master, Gabe Newell.
Gabe Newell taught him all he knew. Not long until Faustie was using a portal gun, while eating the sandvich edible device.
A long civil war was going on. The rebels are fighting against the huge power of the combine.
The young Faustie joins the rebels. He shall conquer the combine. He battles the evil Emperor Bobby Kotick.
[Image: bobby%20kotick%20emperor.jpg]
Master Jedi Gabe Newell assisted him in this fight.
A long heavy fight goes on.
[Image: Nerd%20fight.jpg]
It didn't look like they would win.
But then.
[Image: MarkusPersson469x30_216539b.jpg]
Jedi Master Markus 'Notch' Persson joined Gabe and Faustie.
After a long fight, they defeated the evil Emperor Bobby Kotick.
Sadly, Gabe Newell lost one of his eyes.
[Image: Gabe-Newell-Pirate.jpg]
At last, they celebrate their victory in the metro cafe.