Ask me what I want you to ask

[Joulle]

do you like to eat russian vodka while drunk

I'm not a huge fan of vodka, I prefer something more... aromatic, like whiskey, cognac or cut brandy.
Besides I'm a poor student, I mostly drink cheap beer and cut brandy (it's a Finnish thing)  ;-;

I'll try to be positive.

Do you like apples?
Why are you so attractive?
Do people ever tell you that you like Brad Pitt?

I love apples but every time I eat a raw, uncooked one I get an annoying itch in my mouth.
Guess I'm allergic, just don't remember getting this when I was younger.

I'm not a positive person and I don't like fake comments either - this is actually true. If you ever find someone more pessimistic than me, do let me know.

Not a fan of Brad Pitt's looks.