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11-06-2011, 10:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:00 AM by Fearless Community.
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Ok, so, according to my super special amazing James Bond esque surveillence devices..
You are aged 11-14
You are underperforming in school
Your social and physical health are both below the country average by around 19-42%
According to intelligence, your body naturally compensates for this by placing the exterior of your pelvic region on a 90 degrees comfort device, where your body releases hormones which give you a false image to yourself of being tough and scary, whereas in reality said hormones disguise the fact that you are actually wasting your life DDoSing a tiny server when you could be working out, attempting to make a friend, or anything of that nature.
That was proven with science.
Science also proved that DDoSing in no way makes you a cool Neo-like hacker - Just a scriptkiddie.
Edit: It's also proven that you are an idiot for posting you will DDoS, because now we know who is doing it it is incredibly easy to stop.
Edit again: Also Anonymous is in no way some cool organization presiding over all - 99.9% of it are now sad bastards who like to think they're hackers by downloading a small application and DDoS tiny little servers, whereas the remaining 0.01% no-one really knows because they don't both posting retarded announcements whilst wasting away their life.
You are aged 11-14
You are underperforming in school
Your social and physical health are both below the country average by around 19-42%
According to intelligence, your body naturally compensates for this by placing the exterior of your pelvic region on a 90 degrees comfort device, where your body releases hormones which give you a false image to yourself of being tough and scary, whereas in reality said hormones disguise the fact that you are actually wasting your life DDoSing a tiny server when you could be working out, attempting to make a friend, or anything of that nature.
That was proven with science.
Science also proved that DDoSing in no way makes you a cool Neo-like hacker - Just a scriptkiddie.
Edit: It's also proven that you are an idiot for posting you will DDoS, because now we know who is doing it it is incredibly easy to stop.
Edit again: Also Anonymous is in no way some cool organization presiding over all - 99.9% of it are now sad bastards who like to think they're hackers by downloading a small application and DDoS tiny little servers, whereas the remaining 0.01% no-one really knows because they don't both posting retarded announcements whilst wasting away their life.