Your pet-hates

[Safira]

Right.
RIGHT.
WELL THEN.
(These capitals are necessary.)

1. People using 'should of', 'would of', 'could of'. Get an education. It's either 'could have' or 'could've'.
   
2. Improper use of your and you're.
   
3. Improper use of their, they're and there.
   
4. Improper use of its and it's.
   
5. Improper use of correct punctuation.
   
6. American spelling. Stop missing out half the letters in doughnut, thanks.
   
7. American flag next to the English language setting.
   
8. People judging (my) food before trying it.
   
9. People who take jokes or sarcasm seriously.
   
10. People who chew loudly, as stated above.
    
11. People who chew YOUR pens upon borrowing.
    
12. People who act way too old for their age.
    
13. People who always try to 'one-up' anything you say. "I've hurt my leg" "Yeah, well, I think I broke mine when I ran the 1600m."
    
14. People saying "Life is short". Bitch please, it's the longest thing you'll experience.
    
15. People wearing earphones when you're trying to talk to them.
    
16. People who always interrupt.
    
17. People who think all Asians look the same.
    
18. People who don't arrange their Skittles/gummy bears/other coloured food by colour.
    
19. Volume levels on an odd number.
    
20. Books not put on a shelf in height order.
    
21. Paintings/pictures/wall ornaments crooked.
    
22. Near empty food packets/containers.
    
23. Having to comfort people
    
24. Having to work with people
    
25. The plastic used on magazines which is migraine-inducing.
    
26. Untidy work surfaces.
    
27. Lists which don't end in a multiple of 5.
    
28. "This is amazing! #8 will shock you." i.e. Clickbait.
    
29. Facebook pages which never post anything like what you liked them for; see pet-hate above.
    

And finally:
   30."Ur girl, omg?"

Thank you to you my dear chum.