Pull a prank on your friends

[Urcra a Murloc]

Hi so I was bored here the other day and wanted to make a fake virus to prank my friends it was kinda funny so i thought I would share it with you

I hope you will have fun with it

Here is the code:
Echo off
title insert thing here
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
color 04
echo you got a insert thing here
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile
ping localhost -n 4 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Loading windows antivirus firewall this might take awhile. . . . . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 6 >nul
echo Done
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo press 1 to delete insert thing here, or 2 to exit
set /p web=Type option:
if "%web%"=="2" exit
if "%web%"=="1" goto continue
:continue
cls
echo Are you sure Press 1 if you are sure, close this if you aren't
set /p web=Type option:
if "%web%"=="1" goto next
exit
:next
cls
echo deleting insert thing here
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo deleting insert thing here.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo deleting insert thing here. .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo deleting insert thing here. . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo deleting insert thing here. . . .
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo Can't delete file shutting down for secrurity reasons
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
echo shutting down in 3
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
echo shutting down in 2
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
echo shutting down in 1
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
echo shutting down now
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
title you got trolled
color 02
echo you got trolled
echo you mad?
echo Type 1 if you mad
echo Type 2 to exit
set /p web=Type option:
if "%web%"=="1" start http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/0...3dcbnr.jpg
if "%web%"=="2" exit