epic quotes

[Fleet Admiral Zapington]

You don't remember yesterday? At the pub, you were my security with Joe.. Then Zack wanted to see evocity because he was new, so we all got in his golf that I just bought him and then you said something like "Brb guys I'm masturbating" Or something in that way xD

Then he stopped the car and we got out but you did not, so we talked a bit and then you just.. Died.. So, yerh

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