Favourite Drink?

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Alright guys, this is a nonpatented but fantastic beverage of mine called the Pandimensional Gargleblaster (also known as "Happy Soda" because it forces you to smile)

JUST A FAIR WARNING, THIS STUFF IS SO GOOD THAT IT HURTS. LIKE LITERALLY HURTS. BUT I ASSURE YOU, IT IS DELICIOUS

Ingredients

• A can of Mountain Dew
  
• Iced Tea powder
  
• Lemon Juice
  
• Lime Juice
  
• A Cup
  
• A Spoon/mixing device
  

Alright lets get crackin

Instructions

1. Grab your cup, and pour enough lemon juice to just fill the bottom of it
   
2. Pour the same amount of lime juice as lemon juice
   
3. Insert 2-3 spoonfuls of powdered iced tea mix
   
4. Pour mountain dew into cup (POUR IT SLOWLY OR YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE)
   
5. Once all of the mountain dew is in the cup, begin stirring it up
   
6. After all of the iced tea powder is disolved, it should be safe to drink.
   

and so the nonpatented and probably unhealthy beverage is created. you can thank me later.