Enzyme is going to England (York)!

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Whelp, York and Lancaster have a great history, Mainly the War Of The Roses and are both nice places in general.

Gloucester is a beautiful place, Not a chav in sight and everything is made from Cotswold stone and most houses are cottages.

And Worcester is also rather beautiful, Though still had modern appeal. It is also near Stratford-upon-Avon. Famous for the royal Shakespearean theater, Of which I live about 12 miles from.

Sounds like a great area to live. Not bad for moderate tourism but you can't really say London is shit if you want to see the sights.

"Sights in London": Chavs, Ugly buildings, Graffiti'd pingases in back-alleys, Bankers, Pick-pockets etc.

As for history: Gun-powder plot and WW2, Thats it.

As for history? Geez.

As for sights? I guess the Houses of Parliament, London Eye, countless Museums, Westminster Abbey, Tower Bridge, Tower of London, St Paul's Cathedral, Buckingham Palace, Trafalgar Square, Hampton Court Palace among other places don't count?

For someone with 'Rule Britannia' in your signature, you have a very pessimistic attitude towards the U.K's capital and seat of power.