What did/would you do for money?

[Faustie]

I'd loan money from clients, such as international bomb-makers in Madagascar and use said money to short-sell stock in successful companies and engineer terrorist attacks to sink share prices. For example, if I had the chance I would get my henchmen to destroy a prototype airliner in order to short sell stock. If this failed for some reason I'd have to recourp my clients' money, so I'd have to set up a high-stakes poker tournament at the Casino Royale in Montenegro. If this fails I'd probably have to capture and then torture the agent who beat me in the game, but this seems unlikely what with my wife poisoning his drinks.