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[Rowan13]

Ahoy hoy!
Welcome to fearless, guy who... I've never heard of or nor played with in my entire life.

I'm Rowan, but in-game I'm known as Doctor Apfelstrudel.
I'm that guy you can *always * trust, specially when I tell you I have some tea in my apartment. Some might tell you in OOC that you shouldn't come because "the doctor this or that", but they are ALL gmod playing equivalent of pinochio.
Yes, that's right, perverted wooden liars.

I hope we have alot of fun together, new guy.
It is also not suspicious at all that I am being such a friendly fruitcake to you, when one would say that I normally don't give two shits about who ever the fuck posts "hi everyone" on the newcomers section.

See you in-game,
your new best tea drinking friend,
-Rowan.

PS: I love you more than Alexia does, she's in it for the money.
PSS: Disregard how suspiciously looking my signature is, ...its actually cropped from... huh... porn.