My theory on how the world actually began

[Nudelholz]

The good thing about science is that it's true, whether you believe it or not.


I personally am a Pastafarian, I believe in the flying Spaghetti Monster and I have already been touched by his noodly appendage.

Think that is bullshit? Yeah? Well, let me proove you otherwise:

Michelangelo already painted a picture of it in 1511.

[Image: Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg]


Also there is a song about it. Has to be real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ-ttrSd8


The most common prayer, as dictated by the prophet Ragu:

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be
Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven.
Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce.
For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

R'Amen.

What else to say...?

Of course: R'AMEN!