[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[EthanArcher]

Granted, but you get thrown in jail for 15 years for breach of human rights.

I wish I was fluent in every language.

Granted, but you can only say the word 'Chicken'
I wish I could beat rickets on dota. 

[Emil]

Granted, but the game will crash and your steam account will get hacked, so it wont actually count.
I wish I didnt have to go to school.

[Baskingner]

Granted, but you'll be jobless for the rest of your life and only receiving $750 monthly goverment aid to pay all your bills.

I wish my PC could handle all new games from 2015 on highest graphics.

[Gandhi]

Granted, but you're only allowed to play games older than 5 years old

I wish I had an incorruptible wish

[Safira]

Granted, but you're only allowed to play games older than 5 years old
I wish I had an incorruptible wish

Granted, and..-
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I wish there was more than one Starbucks in Brunei

[Dex]

Granted, but they only serve boiling water.
I wish my mum wouldn't throw my clothes out the window when I left them on the floor :L

[Angelheartz]

Granted, but instead she throws it in the garbage can.
I wish there was more peace in the world.

[Cujo]

Granted, but instead she throws it in the garbage can.
I wish there was more peace in the world.

Granted, but there's just more teachers named Mr Peace and Mrs Peace in the world
I wish I had a 10 inch willy
(mine's 11, too big ;-; )

[Dex]

Granted, but you have a constant raging erection.
I wish I had boobs.

[Cujo]

Granted, but you have a constant raging erection.
I wish I had boobs.

Granted, but you have sausage nips the size of a dinner plate

I wish I spoke every language