[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

Rayokan

Granted but while f*cking you get an heart attack and you die and the ho you were f*cking buries you leaving no trace behind.
I wish I had a girlfriend this summer.

Weecow

You're too ugly to get an girlfriend

I wish i had all items on TF2

**Enzyme**

Granted, but you won't have a computer to play TF2 on.

I wish I was perfect

Disabled Angel

(07-02-2013, 10:31 AM)Weecow Wrote: You're too ugly to get an girlfriend

I wish i had all items on TF2

A game breaker there xD

[FFC]Pacman

Granted you get hit by a car a become.disabled(No offence to anyone)
I wish I could fly

Nuka

(07-02-2013, 07:21 PM)[FFC]Pacman Wrote: Granted you get hit by a car a become.disabled(No offence to anyone)
I wish I could fly

Granted, but Anti-Air missile launchers are attracted to you when you fly near them.

I wish i had a toy poop.

**Enzyme**

Granted, but your parents gets killed by the toy poop. (don't question my logic)

I wish I was loved

**Pavilion**

(07-02-2013, 08:03 PM)Doctor_Enzyme Wrote: Granted, but your parents gets killed by the toy poop. (don't question my logic)

I wish I was loved

Granted, but you're only loved by Giant Pony. Wink

I wish I had marsh mellow, mmm.

HellShell

(07-02-2013, 09:27 PM)Pavilion Wrote:
(07-02-2013, 08:03 PM)Doctor_Enzyme Wrote: Granted, but your parents gets killed by the toy poop. (don't question my logic)

I wish I was loved

Granted, but you're only loved by Giant Pony.

I wish I had marsh mellow, mmm.

Granted, but you'll choke in them.

I wish I had money and didn't have to work my ass of.

Jakedix321

Granted, but you can only spend it on Justin Bieber merchandise.

I wish, my tricycle has rockets.