[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Rayokan]

Corrupt a wish! Is you basically taking someones wish, and corrupting it. Ex:

Person #1:
I wish I had lots of money.

Person#2:
Granted, but you have to spend it all on charity.
I wish I had a Cat named Jim Bob

Person #1:
Granted but he is buried in the back yard, and you have 3 minutes to save him
I wish this example wasn't so long.

Etc.

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I guess I will start

I wish that I am at E3 now.

[Trevor Jackson]

Granted, but you have to help clean up afterwards.

I wish I had a new car.

[DoomDude1]

Granted, but you have to clean the toilets and listen to other people have fun.

I wish console gaming didn't exist.

[Trevor Jackson]

Granted, but you have to play a console every day for 5 years for an hour.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Rayokan]

Granted, But an shark eats you while you're swimming

I wish i was the president of America.

[DoomDude1]

Granted, but you have to play a console every day for 5 years for an hour.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

That doesn't make sense... if it doesn't exist, then I cant play them...

[dig]

Granted, but you'll be blamed for everything that happens in America.

I wish I had a dolphin.

[Rayokan]

Granted, but it dies a day later

I wish I was batman

[DoomDude1]

Granted, but it dies a day later

I wish I was batman

Granted, your parents are dead and your best friend wears tights and is a young boy.

I wish I was well-rested.

[Rayokan]

Granted, but the next morning you're more lazy than ever.

I wish I was superman.