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02-14-2013, 09:59 AM
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ...IF HE WAS ON CRACK!?
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02-14-2013, 10:10 AM
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More wood than a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood if he wasn't on crack.
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02-14-2013, 08:17 PM
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A so-called "woodchuck" (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck - that is, throw - as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid). If woodchucks in general had the cpability (and presumably, the motivaion) to chuck wood.