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05-30-2013, 07:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:02 AM by Fearless Community.
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Selling a brand new Volvo that I'm not using anymore. It's polished and shiny and has no semen stains in the back seats. The numerous cheeseburgers that have been consumed in the vehicle have not left any traces behind.
Starting price: $100.000
But wait! You thought I was done. Well I wasn't.
Call now and I will provide you with some fish with a value of $1500 for free! That means you save $1500 on this offer!
But wait! I'm still not done! That's right, there's MORE!
If you order now, you will get a free pot, perfect for weed plantations, with a value of $50! This pot is made in China, by professional kids. They know their work, so this pot is very high quality, and is good for the very best of weed!
But wait, if you call right now I'll get you TWO pots for weed plantation, with no extra charge! That means you get DOUBLE the weed, free of charge! This is a golden opportunity! Don't hesitate, and I will provide you with a shiny Volvo, a whole bunch of fish, and TWO weed pots, for only $100.000!
0231-123-WEED
Starting price: $100.000
But wait! You thought I was done. Well I wasn't.
Call now and I will provide you with some fish with a value of $1500 for free! That means you save $1500 on this offer!
But wait! I'm still not done! That's right, there's MORE!
If you order now, you will get a free pot, perfect for weed plantations, with a value of $50! This pot is made in China, by professional kids. They know their work, so this pot is very high quality, and is good for the very best of weed!
But wait, if you call right now I'll get you TWO pots for weed plantation, with no extra charge! That means you get DOUBLE the weed, free of charge! This is a golden opportunity! Don't hesitate, and I will provide you with a shiny Volvo, a whole bunch of fish, and TWO weed pots, for only $100.000!
0231-123-WEED