[Unofficial] Ministry of Peace

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Ministry of Peace

 “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

01.09.18 / 08:32 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously commission the creation of the Ministry of Peace petitioned by head representatives from both the United States and the United Kingdom in order to coerce terrorist organizations such as ISIL to succumb.

01.09.18 / 08:58 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote to give the Ministry of Peace full control over major military installations across the globe.

01.09.18 / 09:24 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote to give the Ministry of Peace full control over major nuclear launch sites and silos across the east coast of the United States and eastern Europe.

01.09.18 / 10:43 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote for the protected release of nuclear codes from both the United States and other nuclear-capable European countries.

01.09.18 / 11:11 GMT - United Nations S̵͉̩̲͔͇̰͈͉̰͉̼̟̀̅͋̅̈͑͛̚è̶͍̝̳͔̪̃͋̿̓̽̓͑̔͛̇͒͗͘̕͜c̸̯͔͋̒̔̾̌͗̆͛͋̚urity Cǒ̸̠͎̫̰͊̽̆ư̶̲̺͚̪̖̄̆͂̈́͐̓̀̂͌̈́̍̽͘͝n̶̨̦̜͙͉̭͈͙̳̟̗͈̣͓̜͐̓̊̌̒͌́̾̊͋̾͝c̴̢̧̬͕͙̳̝̭̼̐̏̚͝il fail to v̶̧̺̲̳̭̯͚̗̺̜͈̭̖̭̒o̷͚̅̅̋̉.̵͔̩̯̃̌̽͂̋̃͜͠.̶̹̮̀́̊̋̌̐̈̀͒̃̚͘͝͝͠/̶̡̨͔͓̦͇̞̖̭̦̿̿̐.̸̢̡̛̖͔̜͖̹̮̦̫̪̙̤͕͍̂̑̌͛̈͊͒͊̆̐̐͌̏̿.̴̨̡̧̡̭͖͈̤̝̙̞̻̠̃̏̓̈́̍̂̿̋̽̋̑̚͜-̷̧̮̪͉̼͚̳͖̳̩̮̯̭͌̓̀̓̾͂̾͗-̷̞̼͇͕̝͚̫̰̗̲̲̏̋͊̿͗̀̏̐̅̏́̀̄͝͝.̴̛̫͍̩̳̜̱̞̤̹̖͉͌̊͊̄̉̎̆͝-̴̡̤͈͍̲̹͔̤͉̟̻̓̈́̓̐̋͊͘͜.̸̛̦̺͙̩͈̺̯͚̺̙͍̒̇̈̽͂͐̓͑͆͐͛́͋ͅ/̶̡̨̝͓͓̠̭̗̩̎̀̚͜͜.̸̧̤̻̞͙̥̪̘̤̬̿̅́̾̈́̊͝ͅ... ... ... ...

01.09.18 / 11:40 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote to yield major military capabilities possessed by the United States and eastern European countries to the Ministry of Peace.

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*Taken from minutes of U.N. Security Council emergency meeting - 01.09.18.

Bessho: "This is unacceptable. Why do you think you can barge in here and demand this absolute power? I find it is -"

Haley: "You've heard the opinions. They can't defend themselves, it's now or never Mr. Bessho, the time is now. Sanction them."

Bessho: "Do you agree? Even you Mrs. Haley? You honestly think this is good for the world? Now?"

Haley: "We do not have a choice. You heard the representatives. It's unanimous, end the discussion Mr. Bessho."

Bessho: "I understand, with a final vote, we have unanimously decided that the Ministry of Peace will have full military jurisdiction within the eastern United States and Europe. This meeting is concluded. M̵̠͂͗̐̍ã̶̡̺̺̣̪̝̠̬̉́̔̏̉͊̋̆̉͆̉̏̽͘ͅy̶̨͉̙̞̖̤͓̻̱͎̠͈̔̽̃̅͊́͗͂̚̕͝ ̷̢̨̢̞̤͈̘̱͍̟̯͙̗̔͊̅̒̉̃̃́̀́͌́̅̔͝G̶͇̀͛͆͒̀͘ơ̸̧͚̭̹̮̞̥̫̖̣̈͊̅̏̎d̶̘̂̄̓͆͑͗̋̓ ̷̡̛̛̩̜̱͙̘̦̊̆̍̃̌̊̓̾̆̏̎̚ḩ̸̼̖̰̫̹̊̂͊͐̅̀̇̒̃̒͊̕͘͝a̴͙̥̬͊̚v̸̨̫̻͈̣̘̭̹̣̟̝̞̀͋̍̂̑̀̔̋͐é̴̛̫͎͙͈̖̹͖̰̠͓̼ ̵̢̨̠͖̗̯̭̺̅m̴̘͎͎͉̙̟̹̹̫͈̘̼̰͋́͋́̑̊̓̋͝͝͝e̷̡̧͕̟̜͉̟̐r̷̡̡̛̭̮̦͔̞͖͑̈́͊̏̾̏͋̎͑̋̀̊̔͜ͅć̷̬̹͉̙̙̜̄̀̇̌̽̿̎͌̿͘ẙ̸̟͇͈̤̪̱̬͜.̶͔̻̘̟̀̓͊͊̂͌̔̃̕̕͝.̴̡̨̢̳͎̭̹̻̹͇̳̯̮͕̞̌͊̈̀͂̓͆̓͐͐͝͝͝.̴̪͎̠̙̭̠̓͌̽͋̏̚͝"

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Transcript from BBC 01.09.18 / 09:01 GMT
"With the recent developments in the levant and the Middle East such as the execution of Syrian hostages from Islamic terrorist cells such as ISIL, the United Nations Security Council has unanimously voted to commission the quote on quote, Ministry of Peace. Now the Ministry of Peace, what does this sound like? It definitely -"

"Yes, definitely some dystopian paramilitary from 1984!"

"Exactly, now I personally don't know if this is a good idea, but if the member states agreed then it must be the best choice for the western world and its assets?"

"Well, I'm unsure at that belief, I for one don't agree with the fact that the U.N. ceded its eastern European nuclear and military assets to this new 'commission,' and I certainly don't know what the U.K. had in mind when they pushed this representative to the council, that concerns me most of all..."

"Now there were leaked photographs of a recent operation by this new 'commission,' and frankly, I am definitely not amused, this is something one would see in a Vietnam War documentary, it's unreal."

"Yes, for all you out there tuning in, don't check up on those photos, they're neither good for the heart nor the mind, may God have mercy on what the world has come to..."