Roast the country of the person above you

[Mr.SkarKasm]

Egypt lost to the Ottoman Empire several times, they can't fight for shit, they lost to the muslim invaders and the old Egyptian Kingdoms fell. You built the Pyramids and the Sphinx but that's all you could ever achieve. You are a shit country, populated by shit people in the middle of a shit desert. That's why you're nothing but a Turkish colony - you would be nothing without them.

actually we were rebuilt by mohamed ali, who opposed the ottoman empire, tho somehow they kept him as a pasha in egypt ,the ottoman empire was powerful at the time, and are responsible for the shit that we are in, egypt was invaded by the muslims yes but it didn't fight for its own, it was the byzantine who fought and lost, i dare you to build an exact copy of both the pyramids and the sphinx, you live in denmark, where the taxes and are as high as the khalifa tower and everything is expensive, AND your language is shitty, don't complain about us when your own army is fucking crap ( if there even is one lol ) Fuck the turkish, we would've been better off without them.