Roast the country of the person above you

[Emil]

funny how you are the highest ranking country when you think about the fact that we controlled you for around 400 years, then Sweden came and controlled you for 100 years and you've been independent for just over 100 years now while neither us nor Sweden have ever ceased to exist completely like you have. You were absolutely worthless, a piece of shit country that could not amount to anything and were constantly beaten by your stronger neighbours. You couldn't even take all of Scotland, that's how worthless you are. A country 1/5th the size of you managed to take the entire east coast and more of England, while another country (bigger than you, however) was the ancestor to the biggest and (one of the) most powerful country ever - russia. You went through the world, we protected you and dealt with all your shit for 500 fucking years while you were running around playing crazy and eating surstrømming. You then got independence and was poor as shit for around 50 years before finding oil, becoming rich and then suddenly thinking you're actually fucking relevant. Think again, cause you sure as shit aren't relevant. Norway is one of the most fucked up nations ever, if the Burgeouise was a country it'd be Norway cause you were poor, you got lucky ONCE and suddenly you act like you're better than everyone else even though you act paranoid as shit towards the European Union. You joined NATO simply to make sure the sp00ky roosjans wouldn't go steal your oil. You couldn't even keep Iceland or Greenland. You lost your smaller north sea possessions to either Scotland/Britain or Denmark. This is absolutely pathetic. Go to hell.

I need a break...