[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[DVN]

Granted, but you can only express any art using old, male genitals.

I wish I could meet iDubbbzTV

[Tekno]

Granted, but you get crippling depression

I wish it'd be weekend

[Willem de Walrus]

Granted, but you'll have loads of homework and tests for next week.

I wish I was taller.

[Tekno]

Granted, but you'd have non-stop back pain

I wish I wouldn't have a shitload of homework and tests for next week.

[Archer]

Granted but you get a 69.9 from your exams
(I didn't mean the sexual innuendo,70 is the lowest 'Sufficient' mark in the Turkish system
I wish for all perverts to vanish

[DreeBott]

Granted, but there will be one pervert remaining who is worse than every pervert combined.

I wish i could be Challanger in League of legends!

(lets revive this game thread!)

[Lewwings]

Granted, but you do it in the worst possible way.

I wish I can own every Volvo ever.

(#ReviveCorruptWishes!)

[MrFinnConlon]

Granted, but you do it in the worst possible way.

I wish I can own every Volvo ever.

(#ReviveCorruptWishes!)

Granted, you must destroy your collection once completed. 

I wish the grass in my garden was thiccer

[Reebs]

Granted, but you do it in the worst possible way.

I wish I can own every Volvo ever.

(#ReviveCorruptWishes!)

Granted, you must destroy your collection once completed. 

I wish the grass in my garden was thiccer

Granted, but you must keep it trimmed so short that it will burn on a hot summers day. 

I wish my bus driver wouldn’t be late all the time...

[Archer]

Granted but he always blasts death metal at the bus
I wish I wasnt fat