Falcao's AMA

[Falc]

Does your ass fit through your front door?
Yes
Why do fail to beat me in gun fights when I've played 405hours and you have 2000hours?
Pretty sure you've never killed me but yolo maybe you was dreaming
Why do you suck your mums vagina so much?
I don't, weird that you ask that question, I guess you do?
Why are you so fat?
I'm not fat
Can i kill you when i see you?
You could try but we both know who'd end up on the deck
Can you die then not break my heart?
No sorry
Can you stop your dumbass casino?
Weird that you call it "dumbass" when I've made over 3 million on it
Can i punch you in the face?
You can, I've got experience of being punched in the face
Can i taser you 9999999999999999999999999999times until you die?
No sorry
Do you live in a rabbit hole?
Unfortunately not
Have you ever wanted to meet John Cena? (Like me)
When I was 6
What colour is your pee?
Purple
Does your poop come out yellow?
Sometimes
Can you take a picture of yourself naked then post it world wide?
I could, alot of people would like it
Why are you a jack ass?
I'm not sure really, never thought about it I just go with it
Why does football suck,especially Man untd?
Football doesn't suck, nether heard of "Man untd" though
Why is your mam so slim that she eats cookies for breakfast?
This is new to me

Thanks for your great questions, I get the impression you like me