What is the most risky thing your have ever done?

[Prosto]

Had a wank on the top bunk while my brother was asleep on the bottom. He woke up and asked why the bed was shaking so I told him I was stretching loooool

Sounds like a porn plot

very illegal, considering his brother is like 7 or 8

[Create]

Its just passed 2am and I have two essays due in tomorrow for Philosophy, guess who is still watching Netflix

[Faustin]

How about being white in certain areas of south London

[Andrew Juniperfield]

Today when I made the brilliant decision to take my Mountainbike with broken V-Brakes to school in -3 degrees C.
Ended up losing balance on a large sheet of ice at the bottom of a slope, managed to put both my feet down and slide until the end of the ice without dying. That the one brake that almost worked was frozen didn't help either.

Then another time on the same Mountainbike I was doing some downhill. When I got down I realised none of the wheel quickrelease levers were tightened.

[dawson270500]

F*ck we got some competition here, like I'm a f*cking idiot so lots of competition, lets name a few I guess

Having sex in the woods
Playing chicken on the A65, the Busiest Road in Leeds
Deciding that I would make my own short cut and jumping through about 15 gardens
Calling some police officer a "bitch wanking vagina", for no reason
When I head butted the floor and ripped my chin open
Throwing rocks at planes taking off, cause why not
Swimming in a canal, pretty sure I caught Ebola from that
When Morrison's became a bike track for 10 minutes until security stopped me, by throwing shit at me until I fell off

The list goes on, I really am a dipshit

[Willem de Walrus]

Was walking in a busy shopping center with some friends, and heard some sounds that heard like knocking. As we have an inside joke I screamed AUFMACHEN on top of my lungs.

Forgot I was on a school trip with school and was in Berlin

Not exactly risky but eh

[Knightley]

The most risky thing I have done is skipping school for two straight weeks because I was depressed.

However, I am going to do something way riskier this year, which is taking a gap year or two to pursue my dream of having a career in YouTube.

[jhayw]

wanking in a bathroom with no lock

[Penguin.]

Taking my sport motorbike offroad ending in me flying off and landing on a bush

[Zona]

Almost getting caught inside my school after breaking in. I didn't know they were supposed to come on a Saturday to discuss shit. .