09-01-2013, 08:18 PM
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To: FUMUKU Security Forces Liaison Officer.
From: Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Internet MD.
Subject: External Affairs.
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Liaison,
I require an emergency data wipe on any security mainframe containing video file 951145/OJA.
If you do this, then we are equal. It was hard to fix that many holes in a man.... Alright?
Yours, Dr Internet MD.
To: Legal Department, C/OJA
CC: Director Malkrin's Office
BCC: Security Office, Medical Staff, Technical Director, Technicians, Public Relations Board, Black Mesa Liaison Office
From: Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Internet MD
Subject: Re. Re. Specialist Office Supplies
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I get drunk ONCE at a Party, and that damn video gets posted out to all the damn people who want.
I thought after finding your collecting of bestiality pornography from inside the lockup in my office, you agreed to stop Zaeed.
Besides, I thought we agreed not to let your wife come to work with you, I saw her roaming the corridors last week!
Jesus man.... What is it coming to?
From: Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Internet MD.
Subject: External Affairs.
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Liaison,
I require an emergency data wipe on any security mainframe containing video file 951145/OJA.
If you do this, then we are equal. It was hard to fix that many holes in a man.... Alright?
Yours, Dr Internet MD.
To: Legal Department, C/OJA
CC: Director Malkrin's Office
BCC: Security Office, Medical Staff, Technical Director, Technicians, Public Relations Board, Black Mesa Liaison Office
From: Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Internet MD
Subject: Re. Re. Specialist Office Supplies
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I get drunk ONCE at a Party, and that damn video gets posted out to all the damn people who want.
I thought after finding your collecting of bestiality pornography from inside the lockup in my office, you agreed to stop Zaeed.
Besides, I thought we agreed not to let your wife come to work with you, I saw her roaming the corridors last week!
Jesus man.... What is it coming to?
Yours
Doctor Internet;
Developer, Systems Operator,
Data Protection Officer, Business Advisor,
Server Administrator, Community Moderator
Doctor Internet;
Developer, Systems Operator,
Data Protection Officer, Business Advisor,
Server Administrator, Community Moderator