FUMUKU International

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To: Legal Department, C/OJA
From: FUMUKU Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Internet MD.
Subject: Specialist Office Supplies
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Hey Zaeed,
You lot seen any of my "specialist" supplies?
A whole bunch of horse tranq's went missing from secure lockup MED/01/SDL, you know only Me, And the Class As, Along with the Directors have access to that lockup.
So uh...... I don't suppose you could tell me who accessed them.

It was not just the horse tranqs that went missing! Lord no! A few scaples, a couple knives, a pair of forceps, and some of my acupuncture needles went missing as well.
It could just be miss-counting on my part, but if you could keep an eye out.

Yours, Doctor Internet MD.

To: Legal Department, C/OJA
CC: FUMUKU Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Internet MD.
From: FUMUKU Security officer, Chief FUMUKU tactical instructor, Dominic Stevens.
Subject: Missing items.

It appears we have a thief in our midst, The training department is missing;

2 footballs.
1 full set of weights.
1 Airsoft P228 training pistol.
1 High Explosive door breaching tool.
12 Live firing M4A1's with tac light and Acog sight.
24 boxes of ammo.


With this equipment the thief could start a small war this thief needs to be caught immediately.

With regards to the first request, I refer you to the security footage in 951145/OJA, where the good Doctor is seen, to be dancing in his underwear on a highway whilst singing the theme tune to the television show known as ''The smurfs'' where upon he was detained by local law enforcement, at this time the missing equipment you referred too, had been retrieved from one of your bodily cavities (which one I, nor any FUMUKU member do not need to know). and held by local police, the Legal department has resolved this issue, all pertinent files, paperwork, and persons involved have been collectively destroyed, and the incident covered up, you are to report to Jericho Matthews for a full debrief.

With regards to the second request, hardly a great start to your training center is it.
It's barely been running a week and you've had a theft. Furthermore why is there one airsoft pistol on the list, you were instructed to use simunition, not airsoft weapons, and if this weapon is for training purposes, why is there only one, you playing hold hands and share in there? With regard to the live fire weapons and all ammunition stolen, you will find that they are located with Internal Affairs, they have not been stolen by any thief, other than myself and Toxic, to test your operational security. Given that you are in charge of training, we felt it prudent to test your ability to secure any given equipment, and your property, please find en route via FUMUKU International courier, to your location, the missing items, and your collection of women's shoes and pornography.

Yours faithfully Z.Massani Director of FUMUKU Legal Department, I.D 3514